But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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