i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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