walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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