On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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