So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
