Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm really into asian looking animals
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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