i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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