omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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