just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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