you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
