ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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