We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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