Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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