If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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