tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I forget how to act sober
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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