This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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