You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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