Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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