your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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