So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
