Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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