I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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