that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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