so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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