i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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