I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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