Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
She announced her abortion via fbk
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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