all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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