is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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