nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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