Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
These tits shall not be calmed
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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