Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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