My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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