from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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