You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize