I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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