does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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