i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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