Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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