So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
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