lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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