I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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