People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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