Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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