I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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