I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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