Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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