:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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