I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
