We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
false alarm, still single
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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