the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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