wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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