I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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