We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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